Sunday, December 27, 2009

Coming back from the laundry there was an ambulance out in front of my building...

This is no ordinary street. When an ambulance is here (rare actually never before) it parks in the middle of the street.

There did not appear to be any police.

hmmm

A hospital policewoman came out of the elevator looking disgusted. She looked at me as if she wanted to say something, she held back. I imagine she's thinking the same thing about how I looked because I was going to say nobody but disgusting smokers use that elevator.

People were going crazy upstairs. There was crying. I heard "I was here and I didn't hear it."

hmmm

As I was preparing my bed bug proof box to take to the laundry I heard a lot of thumping and activity right above my apartment. Who lives up there? This older lady with a cane told me she did. The guy down stairs said he didn't think she did. There is so much disgusting cigar smoke and cigarettes and the person who messes with the front door goes up there. Whatever happened, happened there.

I had to go back out to get the second load of laundry, its three blocks down. LOL don't you love luxe living on the upper east side :S As I was going down my one flight of stairs (that's why I hear everything, its a direct line from the front door up to my apartment), some guy was on his cell and also shouting upstairs what's going on up there, then to his cell Frank, then back to upstairs and then to Frank I'll have to call you back later. I want to know who Frank is.

When I came back the ambulance was gone. I took a look at the front door yep it had another notch on it. Then the second door, no damage. Whoever the drunk trying to get in on Christmas eve (actually about 2am) had a key. I was remembering how that second door was flicked only two ways to do it the key or some damage to the door. These are Medeco locks, you can't mess with them. From my experience, and living on 135th street, indeed I've had plenty, people banging on doors like that usually don't get in unless they have the key. The professionals don't come in through door, duh, unless you leave it open unattended for hours.

These property managers are fools. They never bothered to change the front door, they just put a Medeco lock on it. The second door is downright stupid; its metal with glass. But oh the guy downstairs replied to my saying so that the front door is going to be iron. Lol like where is it already? eight months have gone bye. Believe me I have had worse. Lol one day they'll up and find that lock gone buhbye. Yeah so what the sanitation department is across the street, is it really the sanitation department? Acts like a cover if you ask me.

And back to that apartment I thought I would take. Nope decided against it. I had to ask myself why did you ask that slimey broker if they had ever had burglaries as you passed out the door? Its your ace detective intuition calling out to you dear. I've also made a new policy, forget the past, the next time that ass bangs on the front door like that I'm calling 911 to come have a look. Sorry bud your days are up.