I'm signed up with about six agencies who actually write me every week (some about four times a week) asking about what my work schedule is. You got to know these agencies know me very well I've been working with them for six years or more, ever since I decided that software development had become a joke about the Clinton administration. Yeah we know each other so well that I won a labor department hearing against them (they started it, not me) and they still call like crazy. You have to ride with your thieving enemies in this economy. You are our most talented employee they say. Ha!
Yet nothing. I've been in dire poverty for six or more years, living off my solo 401k, geek boy says I really know my high finance. Most of the time the government owed me help but did not give it to me until I slapped them around a couple of times and then it was too late.
This week one such headhunter whatever agency asked me if she should put me on the inactive list. Hello, I just asked her two weeks ago if getting an ITG grant for paralegal training would get me a job. The answer was no, they are hiring "recent" college grads and they make far less than me. It would be moving down and I would not be qualified, all the other agencies conferred that I had already above and beyond skills than that. This was not helping my ITG grant research at all.
WorkForce1 was a dream because all of the three ITG grants that I wanted to do were nixed by them; i.e., commercial real estate appraiser, litigation analyst (paralegal) and computer network certification. Each and everyone of those dreams was nixed by the WorkForce1 people who say they know, they say you don't need that to get a job. Ha! One of these highly skilled counselors said I could take medical billing training. I LMAO in front of him. I had just got through telling him I went in person to every hospital's employment office and they explained their rejection. Did he listen? There are so many people in the field who are layed off, they take them first. The resume writing teacher at WorkForce1 said the same thing, you don't get into medical billing unless you have the network or have been one already. And actually when she was explaining this to the class, I provided the word network for her. So anyway did I say I ever wanted to do that job and why would I?
I'm going to submit the above three ITG grants' paperwork anyway tomorrow, Saturday. If WorkForce1 refuses any one of these grant requests they have to find me a job; the key word "have" to. Because I've done everyone of their classes and now, come on, tell me what the real reason is. The reason is very simple, come on, be bar owner brave, its called discrimination in three different flavors. That's right, I've taken all of their clinics and honestly, there was not one thing that I did not already practice all these years. Dudes you are late this crisis started with Clinton.
I get work at law firms when they need high-end help, ie. crucial points in bankruptcies. Its so cute the whole of the firm knows me and some of the employees will go to the hiring manager and say you should really hire her she is awesome. The hiring manager will say yes I know she is incredibly talented. Ha!
A year back one of the attorneys I was working for read my blog and said I should work for Bloomberg, I thought that was hilarious. I believe in working smart, not hard. I believe that a computer game on a break is a great idea, I believe women should be allowed to have children and work at the same time, men do so... And if any male employee gave me a hard time, you don't even want to know what I have done in the past to cure them of their inferiority complex. Yes, I LMAO. I would however gladly make a competitive business against Bloomberg, now that is worth it and as soon as this bloody h civil court case is over....If I had one eighth of his money I would beat him, I have way more campaign finesse than he does and my ancestor were mayors, governors etc, i.e. leadership that benefits society is in my genes, not his; such leadership I've proven over and over in my somewhat long life.
I got my bartending license back in 2004 but after each hiring and submittal of paperwork they looked shocked and said you are too old, you are hot!!! but you won't be able to do the work. Did I give up? No I just go every year and take the course again. I think the last time got interrupted because my dad was passing away. I will go again this coming week. The other students were saying I want to sit at her bar, her drinks rock. I think though whoever my future bartender boss is going to be will not agree, because those drinks will cost them a little money :)
I am now applying for a federal grant to go back to school, its kind of a joke, because the employer will say in the 1.5 year that it will take to get the masters that I'm too old.
That's not why I'm doing it though, I want to be doing something other than look for a job from ignorant and fat greedy souled employers.
If I wasn't in this freakin civil court case I would start my businesses, but there is no way in hell that I will let those criminals suck out the future of those gems.
Yeah I got a silver toilet attorney to interview, talk to you later :P
p.s. sorry for the LMAO but I've been playing Facebook's Mafia Wars for over 40 days now, it is such a social statement, what a blast!
p.s. sorry for the LMAO but I've been playing Facebook's Mafia Wars for over 40 days now, it is such a social statement, what a blast!
